age 8
Once a cat had a mean mistress. She gave him a very hard job. The job was to kill the mouse. So he tried to catch him, but he just couldn't do it! So he tried to stick his paw in the mouse hole. But it was just too big! One day when he got ready to stick his paw in the hole out came the mouse! And the cat caught the mouse and threw the mouse out the door.
THE END
This is my emo take on Tom and Jerry. Poor, cat, being forced to catch a mouse.
The best thing is, I no longer have to guess how old I was! I started putting my age on things because I was sure I was advanced for my age and wanted people to be impressed. I one time wrote a song while sitting in my closet, and scratched the title of it into the wall with a nickel. "I Wanna Know, by Eva P. Age 8." My mom wasn't particularly impressed.
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